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" I can only show you the door, you have but to open it..." - Morpheus, The Matrix
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
The Bold & Bountiful
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Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Dearest Prime Minister...
Dearest Prime Minister...
Malaysia's Prime Minister aint too popular nowadays. Which may be something of an understatement.
The following was emailed to PI's inbox from one of our Malaysian readers. It is a letter supposedly sent recently to the Malaysian Prime Minister's website. I cannot vouch for the veracity of this information, but the letter is way too entertaining to ignore.
By the way, if you are offended by 'purple' language, I advise you to read no further.
Enjoy!
Dearest Prime Minister...,
FUCK YOU!!
Since the disastrous March 8 elections, I haven't bothered attacking you much. Well, why should I when the Pakatan Rakyat, Raja Petra and your own Ministers are already doing such a thorough job. And oh, not forgetting all the salivating vultures waiting to push you down the UMNO ladder. There's also the issue of this bloody old mamak who used to be your boss... but that's a different story.
I may scorn at your intelligence (or lack thereof), amaze at the voodoo spell your Son In Law has you under, laugh at the blind arrogance of your Government and shake my head atyour cluelessness in private, but as far as this blog is concerned, I took a break from whacking you and all that you stand for.
Well it ends today.
Coz I'm fuckin'pissed.
Like REALLY motherfuckin 'FUCK YOU BASTARD' sort of pissed, you backwater retard..!
Today I spent 2 hours caught in a fuckin' traffic jam coming back from work. As I sat in the fuckin'snarl watching' the faces of other drivers who looked like they were ready to break stuff, I realised that how every single fuckin' thing that went wrong today all points at you.
Like a fuckin' Night Shymalan movie or finale of LOST, everything is related and all dots connect to spell a FUCK YOU BN. Realisation hits me that the fuckin' 2 hours of my lifethat I could NEVER get back boils down to one simple fuckin' fact: The country got it SOOOO fuckin' wrong in 2004 when they put you as the gaffer of this country.
Cibai.
How, you ask..? Shut the fuckup and listen.
It rained today. REALLY heavy. As a result, all roads in
Everything came to a halt because any downpour more than 15 minutes causes "flash floods" in the most traffic-heavy parts of the city. As fast as money disappears under Khir Toyo's administration, water levels will rise whenever it pours in KL. Causing many parts of the big city to become inaccessible. And jammed. Filled with angry motorists and stranded commuters.
We have a SMART Tunnel. Which "supposedly" helps to drain water out during floods. We have public transportation. Which "supposedly" means less vehicles on the road. We have megacriss-crossing highways littered with toll booths. Which “supposedly" provides easy access to different parts of
But that's all our country is good for. Launching something and letting monkeys run it. NONE OF THOSE FUCKING THINGS WORK PROPERLY. Or at all. Is it so surprising? No. When they fuckup the basics like having a proper drainage system so that water does not accumulate during heavy rainfall, what more can you expect?
Simply put, heavy rains are beyond our control. How we deal with it is not. Or shouldn't be.
Fuck all the talk about “winning the 5 States back" when you can't even address the problems blowing up in your own backyard one by fucking one.
So with the fucking rain causing enough havoc as it is ... then came the fuckin' announcement that effective from12am midnight, petrol prices will increase toRM2.70 a litre from RM1.92.
WHAT A FUCKING JOKE. They couldn't have timed it better. Only days ago one of the lackeys from the PM's office gave a press statement saying the prices will increase by August. PM himself said before earlier this year that there won't be a price hike.
But I guess we all know this is the same guy who CONVINCINGLY DECLARED on Tuesday that Parliament won't be dissolved on Wednesday when it actually did came the day.
If he was Pinocchio he could represent
So right after the Govt assured us that petrol prices won't go up, it did. And the timing of it. Announcing it will go up tomorrow. It's like a man coming into a building shouting, "HEY GUYS RUN. I HAVE A BOMB AND ITS BLOWING IN A FEW SECONDS".
The announcement, as predicted, sparked a fuckin frenzy on the roads. Every bloody motor owner drove out all their vehicles to quickly fill up their tanks while it's still pre-hike`price. This caused the laws of the jungle to quickly emerge as lines after fuckin' lines zig-zagged into jam-packed petrol stations amidst the blaring of horns and cursing of profanities in a multitude of languages.
Snarling, bustling and frenzied traffic from every petrol station overflowed onto highways and unflooded roads already under massive burden of having to carry extra vehicles as a result of other flooded roads which become the link between a tired worker's office to his home.
The result?
A FUCKING ROYAL RUMBLE OF ROAD MADNESS which lasted 2 hours for me when it usually takes me 20-30mins to reach home from office.
FUCK THE PETROL HIKE.! Unfuckin believable jam is but the beginning. Inflation is bound to hit hard at everyone's pockets.
Granted the price of oil is escalating globally. Granted the American economy crisis is having some spillover effect to world economics.
But we're a FUCKING PETROL PRODUCING NATION!!! Like Saudi. It's 40cents a litre over there. We're a fuckin nation that produces motherfuckin' oil. OIL!! And yet we're saying we can't do anything. Simple economics dictates that if you PRODUCE OIL, and OIL prices go up, you GET BIGGER PROFITS DON'T YOU?!?!
Petronas rakes in billions EVERY fuckin' year. Yet the government says it can't subsidise us without major cutbacks in other areas like healthcare and shit. FUCK YOU ALL. Just cutback onthe kickbacks and under counter money and we'll have enough to subsidise petrol to be under RM1 per litre.
This is what happens whenyou take village-like, count-up-to-10-with-fingers fuckers to fill in top postsin the Government and Cabinet. This is what happens when you have a despotic party overstaying its fat stay at the top of the foodchain.
This is a fuckin' joke I tell ya. First the price of flour. Then cooking oil. Then price of pork. Now petrol.
CIBAI KHEONG
FUCK YOU, you and you. All of you.
YES BARISAN NASIONAL, UMNO and the ENTIRE Badawi Administration. This is your encore.
GET THE FUCKOUT
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Equilibrium Extremist
Last Monday, the PAS Youth group from Selangor submitted a memorandum to the Selangor Menteri Besar’s office to protest against plans to have Ella and Mas Idayu, two local singers to perform at the football match on July 6. State PAS Youth chief Sallehen Mokhyi said the movement felt that performances by the singers were inappropriate as it would be attended by many youngsters. The youth wing threatened to stage a demonstration at the Shah Alam Stadium if Ella and Mas Idayu were allowed to performed. Sallehen’s call came on the heels of a statement by national PAS Youth vice-chief Azman Shapawi that the party wanted all the Pakatan Rakyat states to implement Syariah laws. (The Star - Read More Here )
Yes! exactly...! Your expression right now is the same as mine when I read it! WTF is wrong with these people?? Even the Sultan of Selangor state sounded like he was fucking pissed off! He called these statements as “hypocritical” and “trivial”! As he also puts it, there are more important issues that the party could focus on!
The Tuanku of Selangor also said that the state of Selangor is not only comprised of PAS members and Muslims, but also other races, religions and political parties! He said sensitivity of other races and people must be taken also in account! What a leader! I must say, the Tuanku now has my respect! It really shows how much of a wise ruler he is! We need men like him!
Honestly, the people did not vote you into power to deal with petty issues! Why are there so many statements and memos on stupid petty issues like these?? You are trying to push racism and religion into non-Muslim people? People vote you to help the people! Not to FUCKING NAG ABOUT WHAT WE WEAR, EAT, DRINK, SLEEP, ENTERTAIN and so on! You fuckers think everyone is as sexually depraved as you?
Sigh... the political figures of our modern day... the childish mind in them just never stop to amaze me, of how stupid and ignorant they are.
This is 337 signing off with both my middle fingers up!
Monday, June 16, 2008
The Matrix of Our World
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Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Artist use lies to show the Truth while Politicians use lies to cover it.
Saturday, June 7, 2008
Dying is the final Adventure
The Mist left me shell shocked! Its fucked up... in a good way. A movie that is supposed to be of a supernatural horror that seemed to show us that the most horrifying thing is not the monsters but us humans. This is I guess among the few Stephen King stories I liked. Together like The Stand, it shows how we humans can be far worst than all the monters or zombies you can ever put together.
The things we do, the things we can or will not do seems to show how much we don't realize the darker side we all have.
Anyways The movie was very good in my opinion. The ending will leave you shocked and mouth opened. If you get the chance, you've gotta read it. It has murder, prejudice, agonizing death, insanity, mob rule and human sacrifice... and thats only from the humans. Then there is the monsters too.
Today as I was ready news from The Star's online homepage, there was a news that caught my eye. A man from Consumers Association of Penang (CAP) president S.M. Mohamed Idris said that a recent test by CAP on 18 samples of bak chang bought in markets in Penang, Kuala Lumpur and Ipoh found boric acid in all of them. He's trying to urge to restrict people from buying bak chang. WTF??? The dude is a Malay and a Muslim who has never tasted bak chang, and you're telling us to stop eating them just because you've found it contained a small amount of boric asid??? Who am I going to listen to? My self? My culture? My tradition? The years going back centuries? Or to a man like him who's forbid to eat PORK? Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying the Malays are bad or Muslims are bad... but really... wtf?
What if we tell them the ketumpat they make also contains boric asid. How does that feel? How are you going to react?
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Get busy Dying or get busy Living
Anyways, many things has happened, will happen and did not happened in my short cyber-tical. Get it...? Cyber-tical... Sabbatical ...? yes? no? OKAY OKAY... my absence has left me with a short indulgence for lame jokes. Either that or someone has taken over my blog and this writing it is actually not me. Hahaha. Okay to get the ball rolling, I've already terminated my job with my company! All heaven rejoice! Joy to the World! The world is at peace once again! Well.... mine at least. Well, to make long story short, I decided it was enuff so I decided to show it practically. Thats pretty much when I wrote my resignation and waved 'adios amigo' to my old company. Strangely enough today I woke up with a strange dream I had last night. In my dream, my company... well... (ex-company now! hahahahahahahaha -insert other kind of evil laugh) was caught being a fraud and closed down! Then on the day it was closing down I went over and laugh out loud at them! Gawd! It was the best 'weird' dream I ever had in a long long time! I remember waking up looking at the wall remembering what my dream was with a smirk on my face... a very evil smirk heheheheee.
Anyways, back to topic, yeh I wrote, tendered, and left. That was last Friday. The good news is after that, interviews and offers flowed in and one left me with a decision to make :P One of my old company called me back again wanting to hire me back. Ok, a little background on this company and what happened. This was about a year ago. Back then, I was the in-house designer for the company. The company receives a deal with the government to implement a new classroom technology to the local schools in Malaysia as a way to improved both teacher and student's experience in schools. The idea was pretty revolutionary when I think now. Without letting much spoilers out, the tech basically helps improves teacher's time in teaching and marking student works. It also cuts down time to compile reports on students and at the same time gives almost instant statistic results of every student's performance. This is where you will be saying.. ''Hey... I've heard of this tech before....'' Yes! Its almost the same technology used by big player companies to keep a tab on their resources as well as their employee performance. Well, they don't really look alike but the similarities are pretty much close in that point.
Back to my old company, ok I have to correct my previous statement when I said the company was 'given' the project. Lets just say they pursued the project and which they got it! It was approved and promised funds by government by the millions for it all under our good minister Najib! Then the company spent thousands and maybe a million or two? to prepare mass production to get things done and ready for the implementation. Then it came, a new minister was appointed as the head of Education, which was Hishammudin. As far as I know, he's 'gang' and Najib's 'gang' are not in good terms and just to spite Najib, ol' Hisha decided to fucked with Najib's legacy or projects. Which in returned fucked my old company, which in return fucked me and my colleagues. A project that was supposed to be finished a year ago got prolonged till now. and due to the tons of money already spent to the commitment of the project, my old company fell into a financial downturn, which ended up having need to retrench us all. Yup... thats our so great FUCKING government! Honestly, I felt they deserved it when the BN party sucked so bad this time round in the elections. Alot of people I'm sure have experienced this with me. People are already fed up. We had enough of the lies, deceit and corruption. Its time to throw out the old hat and get a new one. This is how the rakyat (people) of Malaysia say '' FUCK OFF! ''.
Anyway, back to my dilemma, I've been called and asked if I wanted to return again (because now after the elections, I guess the project finally sees the greenlight). I was told that my old boss wanted to get old staff back cos we would know what to do and what is needed to be done. This was to avoid training new staffs. Partly the reason was also that they were given a time of 5 months time for this project. I was offered to return to the company for a huge pay increase. My dilemma is, to go for MONEY or CAREER... sigh. It's also weighted cos' my old boss was sort of an asshole... (in a good way i think.. if there was such a thing). He's a bit of a china-man style company boss dude. YES... I can hear some of you going 'oooooohhhhhhh.... that kind... nowonder...' Plus what will happen after 5 months? Anyways I am close to deciding to go for career. Friends have told me in the long run, its a better choice. As opposed to needing fast cash :P OH woes is meeeeeee...!!
Ok I think this is pretty much enough for now this early in the morning. I need to rest my brain and enjoy the sunshine and count my 'brush strokes'. Life's a bitch and then you Die.